// JavaScript Document
// Random 'Toon in the Stars' generator

var tagGen = new Array();
tagGen[0] = "Dick Tracy has the look of a Taurus, and the personality of an Aries. So maybe he is a Taurus sun sign with his Mercury in Aries.";
tagGen[1] = "Aquarius, Peppermint Patty is the tomboy who has trouble staying awake in the classroom, what she lacks in common sense she makes up for in sincerity.";
tagGen[2] = "Have you ever thought about what Astrology sign your favorite cartoon character would be?";
tagGen[3] = "Rich man about town by day, hiding behind a mask when fighting crime, the cave dweller Batman is a Scorpio.";
tagGen[4] = "Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Bam Bam are both movie stars, and Leos.";
tagGen[5] = "Broom Hilda would naturally be a Scorpio, a witch with intense motives, loveable, blunt, and upset, angry when provoked. Always believes in make-believe, wishing on a star, or stirring the pot of witches brew. Plus, Scorpio rules her profession.";
tagGen[6] = "The Grinch who stole Christmas would seem to be a Capricorn, but is really a Libra.";
tagGen[7] = "The smartest Peanuts character is Marcie the best friend of Peppermint Patty. Inept at sports, naïve yet a caring friend who is secretly loves Charlie Brown.";
tagGen[8] = "The self-confident, impulsive flying daredevil dog Snoopy, who stares at the stars atop his home, has to be an Aries.";
tagGen[9] = "Lois Lane, Gotham City reporter has to be a Sagittarius liking her independence yet wanting that special man in her life.";
tagGen[10] = "Miss Piggy is a Leo sun sign with Taurus rising whom else could charm us, and let us adore her.";
tagGen[11] = "Fred Flintstone always yelling for his wife Wilma to handle every problem he gets into, is a Leo.";
tagGen[12] = "Mary Worth is concerned with family matters, trying to keep everyone together sometimes playing the martyr role just like a Cancer.";
tagGen[13] = "Charles M Schulz, also known as 'Sparky', was born November 22, 1922, a Sun sign Scorpio with his Moon in Capricorn. Born under the influence of a 22, and 11, a person who gives to the masses. He gave us happiness & laughter.";
tagGen[14] = "Linus is the emotional, blanket-caring Cancer, and if his blanket could talk it would be a Libra which wants to comfort it's owner whether being dragged around, or held tight.";
tagGen[15] = "Elmer Fudd is a Taurus just because he doesn't give up the hunt for Bugs Bunny.";
tagGen[16] = "Clark Kent Superman has to be a Taurus because of alien physical strength, loyalty, discipline and control. A soft-spoken man of high standards, upholds the law, & protects all Childhood spent farm, works on a newspaper as Clark then turns into Superman to save the day as his second job (Gemini second, Aquarius 10th).";
tagGen[17] = "Katy Keene with all her wonderful clothes, designed especially for her is a Virgo. What a cutout doll!";
tagGen[18] = "Wiley E Coyote plotting the capture of the Road Runner, building traps, and hiding behind a rock would have to be a Scorpio.";
tagGen[19] = "Appearing in charge of every situation, running a business, analyzing & bossing everyone in earshot is the sensitive Aries Lucy.";
tagGen[20] = "Purple, and loveable Dino the Dinosaur is a typical Pisces pet.";
tagGen[21] = "Donald Duck has all the traits of a Pisces who is a loving uncle, a charming suitor, and a concerned nephew who always needs help.";
tagGen[22] = "Wonder Woman, dressed in red is an Aries.";
tagGen[23] = "The vegetarian Bugs Bunny who out maneuvers his cartoon buddies is a Gemini.";
tagGen[24] = "The self-centered Garfield shows all the Leo traits whether it is filling his stomach, or telling his master what to do.";
tagGen[25] = "Pebbles is as cute as Bette Midler's 'Miss Divine'. Bette is a Sagittarius, but the cutie-pies are Taurus sun signs.";


document.write(tagGen[Math.floor(Math.random() * (tagGen.length))]);